 Nobody is perfect!
Sender: Nobody |
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Love
is forever, only the partners change... |
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Girls
are like internet domain names... the ones I like are already taken. |
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A
laugh is the shortest distance between two people. |
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The
ideal husband is the one who understands what his wife did not say. |
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Keep
the school clean ... stay home! |
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Even
when it is rainy the sun is shining in your smile. |
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Never
explain yourself. Your friends don’t need it and your enemies won’t
believe it.. |
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WOMAN:
The most efficient money reducing agent known to man-kind! |
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The
heart and the brain are neighbours, but they will never be friends. |
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The
rose speaks of love silently in a language known only to the heart. |
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 Friendly
words do not have to be long, the echo never dies. |
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Love
is like war ... Easy to start ... Difficult to end ... Impossible to
forget... |
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You
need 60 muscles to be angry and 20 to smile why would you make
things difficult? |
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A
successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. |
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God
made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested |
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