 Government
of India has introduced a new rule:-
Good looking people should be thrown out of the country. You are
safe, where should i hide myself? |
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Kitne din ho gaye,
kitne hafte gujar gaye. Baat mahino tak bhi chali gayi ab saal bhi
ho jayega, Ab to kehna mano chalo aisa na karo jaldi se utho aur
naha lo.... |
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Is matlab ki duniya
mein kaun kiska hota hai, sms bhi wahi karta hai jiska free hota hai.
Magar ek baat sabko pata hai ki kanjoos ko free bhi mehanga lagta
hai |
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Dekha tujhe to rooh
khush ho gayi, Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi, Pagal hain vo log jo
kehte hain ki, Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!! |
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Aap hamari gali mein
aaye.. thora sharmaye thora ghabraye...thora sa muskaraye phir zor
se chillaye.... AALU CHHOLAY MASALAY WALAY !!!! |
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Kamal ke nakhre tere
ajeeb tera style hai, SMS karne ki fursat nahi aur haath me mobile
hai. |
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Sunsaan sadak ke paas
ke sukhe hue peepal ki tuti hui tehni ke murjhaye hue patte par
baithe hue bhoot ke pair(foot) se nikalte hue khoon ke bimar
bacteria, how r u? |
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L(o)_i____(o) _|
Muncipalty Van JAANVARON ko uthane ke liye aayi hai,
Tujhe.... Apni dosti ki kasam.... Please Bhaag ja. |
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No visits...
no calls....
no sms's....
no letters....
no missed calls...
i'm worried....
RU in jail again ?
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If ever in your life u
r very sad n feel that u have lost everything, I’ll come, hold ur
hand, take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from. |
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I am really sorry
dude. I was ignoring you from past few days, but I am sorry, I had
forgotten that "AIDS chuune se nahi failta". |
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Do u know, why god
created gap between fingers??
No?
Coz some! will come in ur life, hold ur hand & slowly say..
Le cigaratte pakad yaar.. |
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Yaad hai ham pehle
kahan milte the...... train ruki, khidki khuli, nazro se nazre mili
aur aapne kahan,..... ALLAH KE NAAM PE KUCH DE DE BABA!!!!!! |
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For pepsi "shahrukh"
For coke "aamir"
For mirinda "vivek"
For fanta "rani"
& For Thums Up "Akshay"
Don't worry
For Bante wala soda "You"
Cheers !!! |
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U Look at the Ocean,
see GOD's Abundance !
U Look at the Sky, see GOD's Wonder !
U Look at the Moon, see GOD's Glory !
And when U Look at the Mirror, see GOD's BLUNDER !! |
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Jis tarah lohe ko loha
kat ta hai hire ko hira kat ta hai, sone ko sona kat ta hai, pathar
ko pathar kat ta hai usi tarah ek din tujhe kutta katega |
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30 gms Sand, 15 gms
wood, 10 bolts & 2 nails + 1 kg clay.
U may ask what are these things ?
Its the CT-SCAN report of your head. |
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I saw U on the road
that day
U Were Looking so fine
Ur Face So Divine
Ur Walk So Perfect
My Heart Started to Sing a Sweet Song..
WHO LET THE DOGS OUT |
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