 Gatar
ke suar, naali ke kide, awara kutte, malaria ka machar , saand ke
gobar aur makhi ke thuk se hamesha door rahna warna bimar pad jaoge!!! |
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Can
You Help Me!! Take a pictute of urself and send me now! Ccoz i am
playing cards and MISSING A JOKER!! |
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Bhagwan
ke naam pe 1 patni dede...
Apni nahi toh dusre ki dede...
Bhagwan tujhe 1 kay badle3 dega Anurag ki tarah Prerna kay saath
Aparna aur komolika free dega |
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Sign post outside a
college -- "DRIVE CAREFULLY, DON'T KILL THE STUDENTS, .. . . WAIT
FOR THE LECTURERS!" |
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If u want latest
MERCEDES BENZ on easy instalment,without any downpymnt log on 2 our
website www.kutte apni aukat me reh.com... |
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Geeta
Ka Saar: SMS woh gyaan hai jo baantne se badta hai, isliye he praani
tu bill ka moh tyag de aur SMS kar, isi se tera manushaya jiwan
safal hoga. |
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Travel
only by INDIAN AIRLINES coz it has warm & motherly treatment... warm
bcoc d AC doesnt work n motherly coz u find all the air hostress of
ur moms age.... |
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When things go wrong
When sadness fills your heart
When tears flow in your eyes
Always remember 3 things
1) I am with you
2) You have money
3) Bar is open, Lets go |
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I've written a poem
for you
Twinkle twinkle little star,
you should know what you are,
and once you know what you are,
Mental hospital is not so far.... |
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Duniya
ki nazron se khud ko bachaya karo,aankhon mein surma to theek hai
gale mein nimbu aur mirch bhee latkaya karo |
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You stole my memories
- i excused u.
U stole my laugh - I excused u.
U stole my heart - i excused u.
But this is too much - return my dog's plate. |
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Aapki ada, aapki
smile, aapka chehra, aapka chalna, aapka bolna, aapka sharmana,
aapki zulfein, aapki aankhein, aapka andaaz.... Uff koi cheez to
kabil-e-taarif ho |
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You
are special for me,
Always you should be safe my dear,
I cant be with u everytime, so please be careful whenever you jump
from tree to tree. |
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Good
News 4 U.. Rent free accomodation (Khana, Peena, Sona, Rehna........
Everything is free). for more details dial 100 |
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Kya bindas hava chal
rahi hai, birdy gaana ga rahe hain,
Hi, Mr just for you
Cow log grass eat rahe hain,
shaane log SMS kar rahe hain
aur dhakkan log SMS padh rahe hain |
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Arz
kiya he Aaj wo humse jannat me takra gaye. Aaj wo humse janat me
takra gae aur hamare dil se aawaz nikli FITEH MOOH TUSI ITHE VI AA
GAE.....Just joking |
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Mere
marne ke baad mere doston,
Yun aansoo na bahana,
Agar meri yaad aaye to,
Sidhe upar chale aana!! |
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Zindagi
ek ajeeb paheli hai.,
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Dhakkan.... button dabane se solve nahi hogi. |
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Read each word
reversely: A SUOMAF ROTCOD DLOT EM TAHT YLNO LATNEM STNEITAP EVAH
EHT TNELAT OT DAER SMS NEVENEHW STI NETTIRW YLESREVER |
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Every man's role in
the life:-
Sagai ke baad SUPERMAN,
Shaadi ke baad GENTLEMAN,
10 SAAL baad WATCHMAN,
20 SAAL baad DOBERMAN. |
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Yadd Karte hai tumhe
tanhai mein,
dil dooba hai gamo ki gehrai mein,
hamein mat dhoonndho duniya ki bher mein,
hum milenge tumhe phir kisi, free SMS ki scheme mein |
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Namashkar, yeh hamari
faltoo SMS seva hai, is mein hum logon ko waqt-bewaqt tang karte
hain. Is seva ka labh uthane ke liye shukriya, ab aap apna kaam
kariye. |
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So Sweet is ur
SMILE???
so Sweet is ur STYLE???
so Sweet is ur VOICE???
so Sweet is ur EYE?????
see .......how Sweetly I LIE |
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Rules for exams: har
sawaal se datkar ladna, fekne mein kami na karna, mauka mile to aage
peeche bhi dekhna aur ek baat yaad rakhna aage wale ka paper apna hi
samajhna. |
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Monday - Dosti
Tuesday - Pyaar
Wednesday - Shaadi
Thursday - Barbadi
Friday - Fighting
Saturday - Divorce
Sunday - Rest
Monday - Next |
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ABCDEFG..
A Boy Can Do Everthing For a Girl..
&
...GFEDCBA
Girls Forget Everything Done & Catch a new Boy Again. |
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